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#965: VAN GOGH
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#935: FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS
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 #934: JUST PLAIN MEAN
   Sun, 2002 Jan 13
 #933: WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN NOW
   Sat, 2002 Jan 12
 #932: YOUR FATHER
   Fri, 2002 Jan 11
 #931: BULLWINKLE WHAT HAPPENED
   Thu, 2002 Jan 10
 #930: THIS COSTUME
   Wed, 2002 Jan 9
 #929: HOW SAD
   Tue, 2002 Jan 8
 #928: XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS
   Mon, 2002 Jan 7
 #927: GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION
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 #926: GEEK CHECK
   Sat, 2002 Jan 5
 #925: TOTALLY SERIOUS
   Fri, 2002 Jan 4
 #924: FOR GOD'S SAKE
   Thu, 2002 Jan 3
 #923: THIS BONG
   Wed, 2002 Jan 2
 #922: INTERNALIZE
   Tue, 2002 Jan 1
 #921: DUDE
   Mon, 2001 Dec 31
 #920: DIVE DIVE DIVE
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 #919: SISKEL AND EBERT
   Sat, 2001 Dec 29
 #918: EATING DISORDER
   Fri, 2001 Dec 28
 #917: HOW DOES A CAT
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 #916: WATCH OUT
   Wed, 2001 Dec 26
 #915: HELP ME
   Tue, 2001 Dec 25
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#1: SURF'S UP
   Fri, 1999 Jun 25

#925: TOTALLY SERIOUS

Fri, 2002 Jan 4

<<< #926: GEEK CHECK 

                                                      
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        /d!!!/.;;;;;;;;;/;;d    BUT ALL THINGS        
       /d!!!/.;;;;",  "/.;d    CONSIDERED IT'S WORTH  
      /d!!!/.;;;;;;; ;/;;d    IT FOR A SERIOUS MACHINE
     /d!!!/.!;;;;;;; /;;d!   BLOWJOB DON'T YOU THINK  
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