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#965: VAN GOGH
   Wed, 2002 Feb 13
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#937: THE BEST EVER
   Wed, 2002 Jan 16
#936: ONLY THE COOLEST
   Tue, 2002 Jan 15
#935: FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS
   Mon, 2002 Jan 14
#934: JUST PLAIN MEAN
   Sun, 2002 Jan 13
#933: WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN NOW
   Sat, 2002 Jan 12
#932: YOUR FATHER
   Fri, 2002 Jan 11
#931: BULLWINKLE WHAT HAPPENED
   Thu, 2002 Jan 10
#930: THIS COSTUME
   Wed, 2002 Jan 9
#929: HOW SAD
   Tue, 2002 Jan 8
#928: XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS
   Mon, 2002 Jan 7
#927: GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION
   Sun, 2002 Jan 6
#926: GEEK CHECK
   Sat, 2002 Jan 5
#925: TOTALLY SERIOUS
   Fri, 2002 Jan 4
#924: FOR GOD'S SAKE
   Thu, 2002 Jan 3
#923: THIS BONG
   Wed, 2002 Jan 2
#922: INTERNALIZE
   Tue, 2002 Jan 1
#921: DUDE
   Mon, 2001 Dec 31
#920: DIVE DIVE DIVE
   Sun, 2001 Dec 30
#919: SISKEL AND EBERT
   Sat, 2001 Dec 29
#918: EATING DISORDER
   Fri, 2001 Dec 28
#917: HOW DOES A CAT
   Thu, 2001 Dec 27
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#1: SURF'S UP
   Fri, 1999 Jun 25

#927: GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION

Sun, 2002 Jan 6

<<< #928: XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS

                                                            
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                  /""""""""\  Mike Sussman                  
                                                            
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                                   |/////////\\\\\\\\:      
                                   |"o"""(@@@@@)"""o"|      
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                                   |<|<|=<@@@@@>=|<|<|      
                                   |~|=|  <@@@>  |=|~|      
                                   |"|"|  /":"\  |"|"|      
                                   |<|=| /"""""\ |=|<|      
                                   |_|  /"""""""\  |_|      
                                                            
PROJECT 2501 BEGAN WITH AN ATTEMPT TO CREATE A SELFLESS     
OBEDIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE                                
                                                            
INSTEAD IT CREATED A RACE OF HOSTILE POINTY BIRD FISH THINGS
WHOSE ABILITY TO SUCK COCK WAS MEDIOCRE AT BEST             
                                                            
IF THIS DOESN'T SERVE AS A CAUTIONARY TALE IN THE DANGERS   
OF GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION FRANKLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL   
                                                            
WILL HUMANITY EVER LEARN ????????????????????????????       

#926: GEEK CHECK >>>

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