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#965: VAN GOGH
   Wed, 2002 Feb 13
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#925: TOTALLY SERIOUS
   Fri, 2002 Jan 4
#924: FOR GOD'S SAKE
   Thu, 2002 Jan 3
#923: THIS BONG
   Wed, 2002 Jan 2
#922: INTERNALIZE
   Tue, 2002 Jan 1
#921: DUDE
   Mon, 2001 Dec 31
#920: DIVE DIVE DIVE
   Sun, 2001 Dec 30
#919: SISKEL AND EBERT
   Sat, 2001 Dec 29
#918: EATING DISORDER
   Fri, 2001 Dec 28
#917: HOW DOES A CAT
   Thu, 2001 Dec 27
#916: WATCH OUT
   Wed, 2001 Dec 26
#915: HELP ME
   Tue, 2001 Dec 25
#914: CLEARLY
   Mon, 2001 Dec 24
#913: WHAT CAN I SAY
   Sun, 2001 Dec 23
#912: ANSWERING ALL STOP
   Sat, 2001 Dec 22
#911: GUITAR
   Fri, 2001 Dec 21
#910: ELEPHANT
   Thu, 2001 Dec 20
#909: PEACE
   Wed, 2001 Dec 19
#908: CALICO
   Tue, 2001 Dec 18
#907: SUICIDE KING
   Mon, 2001 Dec 17
#906: SUDDEN INFANT SOMETHING SOMETHING
   Sun, 2001 Dec 16
#905: YOU MIGHT BE
   Sat, 2001 Dec 15
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#1: SURF'S UP
   Fri, 1999 Jun 25

#915: HELP ME

Tue, 2001 Dec 25

<<< #916: WATCH OUT

                                                  
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