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#965: VAN GOGH
   Wed, 2002 Feb 13
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#924: FOR GOD'S SAKE
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 #923: THIS BONG
   Wed, 2002 Jan 2
 #922: INTERNALIZE
   Tue, 2002 Jan 1
 #921: DUDE
   Mon, 2001 Dec 31
 #920: DIVE DIVE DIVE
   Sun, 2001 Dec 30
 #919: SISKEL AND EBERT
   Sat, 2001 Dec 29
 #918: EATING DISORDER
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 #917: HOW DOES A CAT
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 #916: WATCH OUT
   Wed, 2001 Dec 26
 #915: HELP ME
   Tue, 2001 Dec 25
 #914: CLEARLY
   Mon, 2001 Dec 24
 #913: WHAT CAN I SAY
   Sun, 2001 Dec 23
 #912: ANSWERING ALL STOP
   Sat, 2001 Dec 22
 #911: GUITAR
   Fri, 2001 Dec 21
 #910: ELEPHANT
   Thu, 2001 Dec 20
 #909: PEACE
   Wed, 2001 Dec 19
 #908: CALICO
   Tue, 2001 Dec 18
 #907: SUICIDE KING
   Mon, 2001 Dec 17
 #906: SUDDEN INFANT SOMETHING SOMETHING
   Sun, 2001 Dec 16
 #905: YOU MIGHT BE
   Sat, 2001 Dec 15
 #904: VALENTINE
   Fri, 2001 Dec 14
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#1: SURF'S UP
   Fri, 1999 Jun 25

#914: CLEARLY

Mon, 2001 Dec 24

<<< #915: HELP ME 

                                                                
                                                                
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                  |    |              CLEARLY THIS IS A SEXUALLY
                  |    |              INCORRECT JOKE            
                  |    |  ____                                  
                  |   |-"~    ~"-.    WOMEN CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL 
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                  |   |            \  DUH                       
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